Jump. Please!

My sister emailed me this article on Golden Gate Bridge jumpers. It's fucking hilarious.

Here's the email I sent back:

Laurie,

Any asshole who decides to jump 200 feet (about 5 stories higher than Rockhill) (the apartments across from me that are 15 storeys high) deserves anything they get. I just don't know why they think water is a better end than concrete. What, a "softer" impact? They drown? Horrifying, especially if you have the misfortune to live. But assholes just insist upon being assholes. What can we do?

Well, it just goes to prove my maxim: that those who want to die should die in the most hideous of ways. Have I ever been proven wrong?

I think I'd be part of that famous crowd who yell "Jump! Jump! Jump!"

It'll free up the gene pool for the rest of us.