Monday, September 7, 2009

Suckerrrrrrs!!!

I have not an iota of sympathy (well, there aren't many iotas of sympathy left) for "investors" who put their life savings into account with snake-oil salesmen like Bernie Madoff or Earl Jones.

They'd have been better off stowing their greed under a new mattress. My heart bleeds when I read that they actually expected 15% returns on their investment and didn't smell 10,000 rats in a dingy sewer.

Hey, I've got one for you sobbing fuckwads: My uncle dies leaving behind a $120M inheritance, but due to my living here in Lagos, I can't put it in any corrupt bank. Just give me your account details and you get 10% . . .

Name of Joseph Mobutu. Bwaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!

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