Hmm, not too sure I want to take on the mantle, but this blog has been mentioned in links as something to do with food. People actually post links to it, calling it "fun."
Fun? Fun? I use this blog to denigrate whole species of animals, let alone people. I rail against even a tiny perceived slight with diatribes worthy of Fidel Castro's legendary six-hour television speeches. This is fun, people?
And hardly a single word about Montreal food! But it seems they no longer care! They link to me anyway, no matter how many times the word "fuck" is inserted in a post. Christians link to me! Well, I guess they know the etymology of "fuck" as well as me.
But you know what? What's going to go onto my headstone? "Montreal food?" Guess again.
It's going to be "Dill-pickle Recipe King." Christ, the last post I ever did about a restaurant was, like, ten years ago.
But they keep linking me anyway. And calling me "fun." Hey, people, I ain't been "fun" since my parietal lobe was accidentally removed with my wisdom tooth in 1986.
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