A nanometer is the length a man's beard grows while his hand raises to shave his face.
A MANOMETER is the length a beard's MAN grows while his face waits for his hand to raise to shave his face.
A WOMANOMETER is the length between a woman's voice-soundwaves and her husband's ear when he turns on "Stargate SG1" when he should be emptying the dishwasher.
Haha!
ReplyDeleteYou should hear the definition of RANAMETER.
ReplyDelete"Tired."
A TACHOMETER is the measure of how ugly my old couch is!
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