Whaddya think, this picture of me in a brooding, Nazi-ish mood -- you think I'll look good as a Nazi with all the guys on the shelf? Or maybe I could have them make me a mafioso. Flashy suit . . . it could work!
Imagine ChefNick as an action figure, people! I could merchandise it! Great suggestion, Knatolee!
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Yes an action figure would be nice.
ReplyDeleteYou should wear a Chef uniform minus the stupid chef funny hat. That is simply not menacing. The figure should be holding a chef's knife...you know ambiguously menacing
That, Ironman, is a BRILLIANT IDEA!
ReplyDeleteThere's a word in the action figure fan community called "kitbashing" . . . which means that you buy a naked figure and then dress him by buying stuff from various sources instead of getting him whole and pre-dressed.
It'll be interesting trying to find a chef's outfit and a chef's knife, though!
Excellent suggestion! I'll get to work on it ASAP.
*Preening* imagine me as a deranged chef action figure!
You know, somehow, I just don't see you in Gestapo black (or it grey?) How about some Icelandic military figure? Calm, cool, collected. Does Iceland have a military??
ReplyDeleteYes, Iceland does have a military: his name is Sven Gustaffsson, and he's a father of two and a loving husband. His son Karlheinz helps him out on particularly hazardous missions.
ReplyDeleteI am liking more and more Ironman's suggestion of me in a chef's uniform sans képi wielding a brutal-looking chef's knife with which I will threaten the Nazi hordes that are now crowding my shelf space. Or maybe I'll make them all some strudel.
The good thing about the Chef costume is that with the right hat, you could _also_ be the Icelandic military! I imagine them in white. Neat! : )
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