Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Ultimate BLT

Hmm . . . I'm thinking of food projects (watch out, World!)

You have all these gimmicky chefs making these gimmicky dishes and charging fortunes for them, but what would the ULTIMATE BLT consist of?

I'm thinking it would be the world's most expensive bacon, to start with. It would have to be, of course smoked by a trusted smokehouse.

Then there would be the tomatoes.

Then there would be the cheese (I like cheese in my BLTs).

Then there would be the onion (sacrilege, I know). Then, there would be the lettuce. And then the bread.

And there would have to be a pinch of salt and pepper.

And don't forget the condiments.

I am sincerely wondering how hard it would be to assemble all the ingredients, and what it would finally cost to make just one sandwich.

I'm on the job, people.

Meanwhile, you can just swallow this.

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