To all these food bloggers or wannabe restaurant critics and "foodie" (I hate that term, it should be banned) idiots:
Christ alive, get thee into a kitchen. I don't care if it's McDonald's or Chez Daniel, but GET THE FUCK INTO A KITCHEN.
Make the fucking rice for yourselves. BUS THE FUCKING TABLES FOR YOURSELVES, YOU UNGRATEFUL BUNCH OF SELF-SEEKING IDIOTS. Serve the wine, pour the water, burn your fucking fingers on the hot pan, break the fucking glass to a grateful smattering of snide applause. Wow, man, ten dollars an hour? This is Las Vegas! Sin City, here we come!
What, you think these people are in it for the fucking money? Oh, yeah, right, they'll retire to Casamance with a private yacht. GET A FUCKING CLUE.
YOU WRITE, THEY COOK. How's about THEY WRITE, YOU COOK???
There is definitely no shortage of assholes on earth. It JUST DEPENDS WHICH SIDE OF THE GLASS THEY'RE ON.
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