Ahh, the usual crap from the usual crap scientists.
Where do these people get their pay, anyway? Fucking crackpot idiots. If I could draw (which I can, but I can't be bothered) I would draw the classic slightly-shrunken egghead with the oversized glasses with the lecturing stick. This is not a stereotype without a reason, people.
It's amazing what these lunatics come up with: SPACE ELEVATOR MADE FROM CARBON NANOTUBES WILL CARRY PEOPLE INTO SPACE AT NEARLY NO COST! (Oh, and exactly why? So we can make it to the 200,987th floor? OOH, look at the view, Marthaa! This is what cruising is all about! Yes, another mojito, please!)
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENT REFRIGERATORS WILL TELL YOU WHEN TO BUY MILK! TOURISTS WILL CIRCLE EARTH ON NEW SPACELINER! BIOCHIPS MADE OF BACTERIA WILL DOWNLOAD ILLEGAL MP3S 10,000,000 TIMES FASTER THAN BROADBAND!
Guess what, fuckwads, it's not happening, and it's not GOING TO HAPPEN.
There are NO PERSONAL air transport devices. There are NO robot maids. There are NO men terraforming Mars. There are NO ASTEROID-DEFLECTING solar sails. Just a bunch of asshole terrorists in training camps thinking of ways to kill everything for Allah. DID YOU PREDICT THAT????
Fucking A, what are these fucking jokers smoking? Can I have some?
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