Hitler was infuriated by the anti-Nazi jokes that were popular in Germany as soon as he came to power. He issued an order to the Gestapo:
"Find out who's responsible and bring him to me!"
So a Jewish comedian, Yossel von Goldbloom, was dragged into the Fuhrer's presence.
Hitler roared: "Did you invent the one about me and the ass?"
"Yes," admitted Goldbloom.
"What about the one about me and the swine?"
"Yes, me too," nodded Goldbloom glumly.
"And the one that says the day I die will be a Jewish holiday?"
"That too, I'm afraid," confessed Goldbloom.
"You pig of a Jew!" screamed Hitler.
"Don't yöu realise I'm the Füehrer of the Thïrd Rëich - a great ëmpire that will läst ä thoüsand yeärs?"
Goldbloom had to stifle a guffaw, knowing he'd be shot for it. "That's a great joke! But you can't blame me for that one!"
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