Saturday, October 23, 2010

Clothes for the Dolphins

Have you ever thought about how dolphins don't have clothes? Chimps, raccoons, lizards -- go through their entire lives without clothes? Don't you feel in the least bit guilty about that?

Look at those bastards, the Salvation Army. Did they even ever think about a sweater for an elephant? Elephants get cold, too. Why isn't there a Value Village for chickens? Huh?

No sweaters for chickens. No hats for kangaroos. Just because they can't speak even pidgin English, don't they deserve the same things we enjoy?

Laptops for wallabies. Just what is wrong with that scenario? We're just so greedy that we keep all these things for ourselves. Don't you think that a sardine wouldn't mind an evening at a good restaurant, with champagne and a warm fire and a wool blanket and a nice movie after?

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