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Oh, come on, people. Even though he personally managed to put 55 million people to death, he was a good guy. Look: he had sex with Blondi, his devoted Alsatian dog, and pretended to have sex with Eva Prawn while secretly having sex with his dog and Himmler. Now wouldn't that be someone you would like to shoot for dinner?
And look at that face. Isn't that the face of the Immortal Beloved? Can you imagine vinegar mixed with sauerkraut mixed with hydrochloric acid? Did you know that his doctor slapped his mother the minute he came out?
Good ol' Dolfy. Really, people, he MEANT well!
(Okay, okay, I admit to a Hitler obsession. I just want a time machine so I can go back and torture him for a very long time -- I'm thinking three months of penny nails through fingers, Nine INCH Nails on the speakers 48 hours a day, and The Bold and The Beautiful on his prison TV 24/7).
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