I mean really, did you know? Your check is waiting. You've won 23 million dollars. Yep, just like that. Your email was selected out of millions and you just happen to be the winner. Yes, you! Now you're richer than Shaquille O'Neal.
Just send us your information and the money will be bursting your checking account at the seams!
No, wait. You're having trouble, errrr . . . . well, let's not talk about it right now.
But soon, "all night" will be commonplace.
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Really. these fuckers must be making a bundle of money in order to keep on doing this. There simply is no other explanation.
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