Thursday, October 7, 2010

Well, You Canucks Aren't Going to Like This

Even though I'M a Canuck now, there IS one thing I despise about Canada: hockey.

It's worse than American football, soccer, baseball or golf. Just imagine a bunch of overpaid dopes skating around trying to get some round object into a small space while beating each other occasionally.

A more pointless waste of human resources I just cannot imagine.

And guess what? The hockey season started TODAY. Welcome to my nightmare.

4 comments:

  1. I couldn't agree with you more.

    A more hyped up piece of buffoonery would be hard to imagine.

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  2. Is there a version of "redneck" in Canada?

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  3. Sho' is. They're called "hockey fans."

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