Monday, March 2, 2009

Hey Asshole

Hey Mr. Toronto, who's following my blog, you can just get your ass back to Toronto, if you love it so much.

I don't know how to delete you (the technology seems to prohibit it) but please get the fuck off my blog and PLEASE get on the 401. We who love Montreal don't need you and your fucking Rest o' Canada thinking.

We're proud of our beautiful city, and yes, I've been to Toronto and I really was SO not impressed -- it's a very shitty copy of this beautiful place, and besides, EVERYONE CAN'T SPEAK FRENCH.

That alone is a crime, fuckwad. Toronto is one of the ugliest cities I've ever been to, and I've BEEN AROUND THE WORLD ABOUT 50 TIMES.

Just go down to the bus station -- it's at Berri de Montigny, if I recall correctly -- and get on that Greyhound and shamble RIGHT BACK to that shithole called Toronto. If you want, I'll wire you the fare via Western Union.

The faster the better.

But meanwhile please explain why on Earth you'd be following MY BLOG about my beloved city.

Yes, that might be a good idea. Please explain to us asshole "crazy" Montrealers why the fuck you're polluting our good city in the first place.

Yes, very good idea. Tu me fais chier, toi et tes opinions infantiles Torontonien, mon petit ami autistique.

Va te faire foudre, mon cher Torontonien. Et cherche-toi une bonne dictionnaire, capiche? Tu et ici chez nous maintenant, pas dans ton cul en cherchant les trésors.

2 comments:

  1. Anything anyone from Toronto says about Montreal is of little consequence.

    It's just city envy Nick tha's all.


    Ironman (former Montrealer)

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  2. Yeah, it's because they just couldn't hack it here. Oh my god, four inches of snow! What do I do??? What do I do??? 911! 911!

    Thanks, Ironman, I need all the support I can get against People Unhappy With Their Existence. (But I got rid of the guy, I guess).

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