"If a Man rendereth unto you a Service, ye shall render unto Him a Service in a like fashion, in grace and good Humor; if a Man rendereth unto you a Disservice, yet knoweth that He is rendering You a Disservice, you shall thenceforth KICK HIS GODDAMN ASS AND EAT ALL HIS FUCKING GUINEA PIGS."
--Aurangzeb, c. 1651 A.D., Maharashtra Province, India*
*The subtext is garbled, but according to researchers, it translates somewhat as "And disallow the Fallowness of The Steed Upon which He has Approached the Corral", which roughly corresponds to "And fuck the horse he rode in on while you're at it, ya schlub of a newbie asshole."
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