Please sing this along the lines of John Lennon, forgiving the torturing of the phrasing. Please sing this in the bathtub to anyone who cares to listen. Written and produced by Moi le vrai.
Imagine you make bottles
It isn’t hard to do
Just melamine below us
Above us only Shanghai
Imagine all the people
Using your shampoo
Whoo-hoo—ooo
How could you fuck it up so badly?
Am I the only one?
You designed the lid so sadly
All the shampoo’s turned to gum
You may say that I’m a dreamer
But I wish it wasn’t so
That each time I try to open it
All the shit just seems to flow
Oh-ho, oh oh
If it weren’t just Head and Shoulders
I would kill you one by one
But I hope someday you will join me
In my bathtub having fun
Cute! : )
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