Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Schnookbook™, Schitter™

I have an idea for two anti-social networking sites, as invented by Jim Donahue but pursued by me: there would be schnookbook.com™, where all "Friends" would be called "Enemys" (sic) and spurned, and privacy would be of the utmost, mainly personal ramblings in some unintelligible code that only the author understood, with blurry, badly-taken photos; and schitter.com™, where there would be "schits"©, or efflusions of, to quote Jim, "4 characters or less" (© 2009 The Velvet Blog).

As in: "Fuck". Or: "No". Or: "Gway". An economical site. A grn™ site. Less photon waste®. Less carbon emissions.

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